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早市生意冷清现代青年很少逛传统市场齁？

跨过三十门槛後反正已发臭，她抛掉尊严反正一文不值放弃被动等人搭讪──算了吧，没人会想主动上门买发臭的r0U──积极参与网路上公布的联谊活动。

终於，皇天不负苦心人，她「靠努力」成功与「有缘人」缔结婚约。

Splendid,Ihavetosay.Iwould’vefoundherspiritudableifIwereasdesperatetoteasthisughable—Nothanks,eversinceIpassedtwenty-five,Irealized,thecesaresolowtogethookedupwithasavor-ablegirlwho’swillin’towide-open‘erlegsand,Gawd,suthat—I’drathergohoaat—andtodevelopacheapretionshipIan,lit’rally,itain’tcostyouanarand-leg—youdon’treallybankruptyourselfdatingfaasteless,collegegirls—iftheydon’tdendthisandthathey,there’sonlyoneditaprepareinhisPOCKETS—andjustwasppedonthefacewiththeirlepartners’saggyb—butitwon’tactuallycostyouanarndaleg—butitcostsanhisd—any...way,yougetthepoint...

Ohingaboutlifeis:onceyoupassedcollegeages,ster,yourle“tey”ancease

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